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Pop star Britney Spears was spotted leaving the office of a well known Los Angeles based hypnotherapist today. Naturally, employees of the popular doctor are bound to total secrecy however, the office has recently “downsized” leaving Celebrity Fat with some new, well informed contacts.

According to our inside source, Britney’s big personal epiphany which has triggered her recent “era of clarity” was that she was abducted by aliens during her childhood in Kentwood, Louisiana. Britney’s hypnotherapist further concluded that the suicide of her paternal grandmother in 1966 could have been related to a familial connection with the nether-beings. He also speculated that the behavior of Britney’s uncles – years of homelessness and criminal records, may have been the result of the “emotional impact of the alien/Spears family connection.” The good doctor elaborated that “it’s very likely that the aliens have been abducting and experimenting on members of the Spears family for generations.” When questioned about the “diagnosis” the doctor replied with “She’s a good girl and this is personal business that the press should stay out of.” He then put on his X-ray goggles, got in his flying car and flew away.

Celebrity Fat’s new forementioned contacts have plenty of other subconscious tid-bits from well known patient’s files and we must admit, we’re pretty excited about it. Stay tuned for more strange insights and revelations.