This just in – Sean William Scott & Jessica Simpson conceived a bastard lust child during the production of Dukes of Hazard back in 2005. Apparently Tony Romo is not the first football handlin’ man that Jessica has gravitated toward. Here’s what our sources overheard Stifler himself saying to a well known Hip Hop DJ about the matter:
“DJ Whoo Kid: I heard you had beef with Nick Lachey, man.
Stifler: Oh, ’cause I f&*^% Jessica Simpson?
DJ Whoo Kid: Oh Snap! Yeah riiight.
Stifler: No, but I did! And I knocked her up too. She had to get it taken care of and everything.”
I guess that’s what happens when reality TV has already ruined your marriage to an ex boy band star but you haven’t had the heart to divorce him yet – and you’re on the set of a movie with some hot guys who are actually fun to be around. Better not tell daddy. He might get jealous and make everybody really uncomfortable by publicly talking about your breasts again.