Britney Spears' Emotional Issues Stem from Alien Abduction

Pop star Britney Spears was spotted leaving the office of a well known Los Angeles based hypnotherapist today. Naturally, employees of the popular doctor are bound to total secrecy however, the office has recently “downsized” leaving Celebrity Fat with some new, well informed contacts.

According to our inside source, Britney’s big personal epiphany which has triggered [...]

Angelina Jolie's Face Appears in Slice of Toast

A Pensacola, Florida woman reported that Angelina Jolie’s face appeared in slice of toast on Sunday morning.  Meridith Marksburrough was making breakfast for herself and her husband when the image appeared. According to Marksburrough she was “yellin’ at my deadbeat husband to get his ass outta bed when the toaster started smokin’. I [...]

Poll: Two-thirds of Americans No Longer Find Will Ferrell Funny

An unscientific poll taken in the kitchen at a party friday night found that two-thirds of Americans no longer find Will Ferrell funny. The informal poll found that eighty percent of participants thought Ferrell’s performance in Anchorman was “pretty f*%#ing funny, especially when you’re stoned” but almost everyone agreed that his brand of nostalgic comedy [...]

Jessica Simpson Aborted Stifler's Baby

This just in – Sean William Scott & Jessica Simpson conceived a bastard lust child during the production of Dukes of Hazard back in 2005. Apparently Tony Romo is not the first football handlin’ man that Jessica has gravitated toward. Here’s what our sources overheard Stifler himself saying to a well known Hip Hop DJ [...]